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The Crooked Mile - Part 4
 
About the gramophone recordings of The Crooked Mile -

THE CROOKED MILE [LP]
Original London cast: Elisabeth Welch, Millicent Martin, Jack MacGowran, John Larsen, Alan Thomas, Elwyn Brook-Jones
Songs: Prologue; Lolly-Bye; Going Up; If I Ever Fall In Love Again; Horticulture; Cousin Country; Free; Street Scene; Meet The Family; Spare A Penny; I'll Wait; Other People's Sins; The Strike; Down To Earth; Luigi
 
[EP] Peter Greenwell at the piano with the Theatre Orchestra plays: Crooked Mile; Someone Else's Baby [not heard on the original cast LP]; If I Ever Fall In Love Again; Lollybye; Down To Earth; Meet The Family; Luigi
 

The cover of the orchestral selection EP

A real feeling of anticipation surrounded the premiere of The Crooked Mile. On its opening night, Marion Grimaldi (not in the stage production) sang a song from it - in fact, a cut number called 'The Heart of London' - on BBC's Tonight programme. Several critics hailed the arrival of a masterpiece, but in the event The Crooked Mile, handsomely mounted in an expensive production, could not find enough audience to keep it going.
Greenwell's muscular score for this portrait of romance and derring-do in 1950s Soho was a significant development after his mildly successful attempt at the quaint English musical that was Twenty Minutes South. One of the main assets of this unjustly forgotten score is Gordon Langford's exemplary orchestration. It is impossible to imagine Greenwell's music being better dressed than this, and Langford's achievement is to elevate the work to a sphere on which The Crooked Mile has possibly no rival.
 
The score was speedily recorded immediately before the show opened at the Cambridge Theatre. The Overture as heard here promises a vibrant and thrilling experience that the subsequent tracks do not quite provide. The chorus diction is deplorable, and a handicap as it has so much to do. Millicent Martin shows why she won good notices for her performance as the street-walker Cora, especially when she joins co-star Elisabeth Welch in the memorable 'Meet The Family', (Greenwell at his best). For Welch, Greenwell wrote numbers with a considerable emotional undertow, as in her main song 'If I Ever Fall In Love Again' (an appealing avowal of future intention) and the lovely testament to devotion 'I'll Wait'. John Larsen as second male lead has a magnificent if rambling second act solo, 'Down To Earth', with one of the biggest orchestral finishes ever awarded any song in a 1950s British musical. Jack MacGowran's affecting portrayal of the hapless little no-gooder Jug Ears is less vocally secure (he was an actor, not a singer) but his performance of 'Free' tugs at the heart. The Crooked Mile might have been the beginning of something really meaningful in British musicals; it is certainly the best score of the 1950s 'Soho' shows, that include Make Me An Offer, Fings Ain't Wot They Used T'Be and Expresso Bongo. The music sounds as if it has been composed with intelligence - but Greenwell never followed it with another success (his final collaboration with Wildeblood, House Of Cards, had only 27 West End performances in 1963, and wasn't recorded). Unrefined as much of this recording is, it is nevertheless an accurate evocation of a piece whose attractions are again revealed in Greenwell's wonderfully rich piano selection given against a full orchestral background in a very rare EP.
 
The original cast recording omits the following numbers listed in the theatre programme:
 
Requiem For Joe (Jug Ears and Gang)
Someone Else's Baby (Sweet Ginger, Jug Ears)
Buy A Ticket (The Company)
The Crooked Mile (The Carver, Weed and Weed's Girl)
The War On Saturday Night (The Gang)
The Simple Life (Weed's Girl and Girls)
Monday Morning March (The Girls)
 
The working script of The Crooked Mile also includes a number 'Rhyming Slang' sung by Mortiss and Ensemble, which is not listed in the theatre programme. An effective reprise of 'Free (sung by Jug Ears at the close of Act One Scene 5) is also unlisted in the programme. 'The Heart of London', cut before the West End opening, is not included in the working script.
 
Roy Plomley's highly succinct review of The Crooked Mile original cast recording in Theatre World

'… a disappointment. Peter Greenwell's music is only occasionally memorable, and Peter Wildeblood's lyrics lack bite. However, it is always a pleasure to listen to the warm rich voice of Elisabeth Welch. Throughout the disc, I did not hear one single word that the chorus sang.'

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