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JANE EYRE (Sony Classical SK 89482)
 

- The Americans grasp the opportunities of Charlotte Bronte's everlasting masterpiece in a new Broadway show - with a score that lives on its nerves … its heroine in need of a warm glass of milk and an early night
 
Book and additional lyrics by John Caird, based on the novel by Charlotte Bronte. Music and lyrics by Paul Gordon.

Original Broadway cast: Marla Schaffel, James Barbour, Don Richard, Marguerite MacIntyre, Gina Ferrall, Jayne Patterson, Bonnie Gleicher, Mary Stout, Bruce Dow, Andrea Bowen, Elizabeth DeGrazia, Stephen Buntrock
 
Songs: The Orphan; Children of God; Forgiveness; The Graveyard; Sweet Liberty; Secrets of the House; Perfectly Nice; As Good As You; Secret Soul; The Finer Things; The Pledge; Sirens; Things Beyond This Earth; Painting Her Portrait; In The Light of the Virgin Morning; The Gypsy; The Proposal; Slip of a Girl; Farewell, Good Angel; My Maker; Rain; The Voice Across the Moors; Poor Sister; Brave Enough For Love

Well, brave old Jane finally got to strut her stuff on Broadway. It was bound to happen. The best thing that can be said about this event is that Charlotte Bronte's novel will go on unaffected when this bedraggled attempt to make a musical of it is packed up and forgotten.
 
I snapped the disc up, eager to tear off the wrapping and get to the heart of it. It looked promising. The cover has a gloomy Jane against a gloomy backdrop, and one felt confident that inside was a gloomy new work that caught the general air of gloom and foreboding and - gloom. Alas, this show seems on the edge of a nervous breakdown, with every nerve stretched until the emotions threaten to explode. Most of the characters sound in need of a nice warm glass of milk and an early night. The material they are given is portentous, with tum-te-tum lyrics forcing the composer in to a musical corset. The ill-matched words clatter along to unmemorable music. It might be bearable if it were not so boring.
 
Marla Schaffel's Jane Eyre has a hard edge that in other circumstances might be praiseworthy, but this Jane sounds much too mature; much too tough a nut to go through the churning indecision she seems plagued with. She is involved in endless introspection, but the writers don't bother with anything as incidental as characterisation, and it all ends up as so much wind. As this is a show that specialises in emotional flatulence, that may not be a bad thing. There is a strikingly handsome Rochester from James Barbour, but when he gets to sing, he too gets breathless and starts trembling with unconvincing emotion. So much heart-tugging cancels sympathy. When they duet, as in 'Deep Within My Secret Soul', you will want to start searching for that lost knitting that's fallen down a crack in the sofa.
 
Among the other characters, there is a good deal of cardboard. Nothing is unexpected. Some relief may be had from Mary Stout's supporting performance as Mrs Fairfax, making the most of a weak comedy number, 'Perfectly Nice'. Stout sounds uncannily like Celeste Holm in 'The Utter Glory of Morrissey Hall', and there's nothing to complain of in that. On any other recording, this performance would hardly merit a second look, but here it almost stands out.
 
But there is an audience for this sort of show. That's fine, so long as I don't have to be part of it. To me it sounds one hundred per cent bogus, and - damn it all - it's one of those occasions when writers have spoilt the game by getting a show done that someone else might have done so much better. A bit of good taste wouldn't have come amiss. Writers that make their characters constantly tear themselves to tatters might have done better to exercise some restraint. If they had done that, this show might have had some claim to be taken seriously.

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